Sorry, conservatives. Only one thing compares: slavery.
The following categories are all hyperlinked
- The national debt
- Obamacare, Obamacare, Obamacare
- Abortion! Abortion!
- Gay marriage
- Fair Housing Act
- Food stamps
- Public education
- Social Security
- Income tax
- Medicare
- Contraception
- FEMA
- Affirmative action
- Illegal immigration
- Climate change
- Gun control
- The TSA
- Public employee unions
- Any and all Great Society programs
Hell, let's just go for the whole ball of wax, shoot the moon with one ludicrous overstatement: