And while we're at it...
Alan: It is incomprehensible to me that people subscribe to conspiracy theories when the plutocratic "cookie scam" -- in one incarnation or another -- has ruled human affairs since the first ungodly rich human squatted atop the dominance-submission hierarchy.
And less we forget...
Almost always, "a philanthropist is someone who gives away what s/he should give back."
Almost always, "a philanthropist is someone who gives away what s/he should give back."